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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

asians have slitted eyes lol

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

women's rights.

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