- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Get on the boat.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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