- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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