Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Women's Rights

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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