- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How High is a Chinese man

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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