What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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