- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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