- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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