- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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