A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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