- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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