Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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