RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Lololol

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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