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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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