- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How High is a Chinese man

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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