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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Your big dick.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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