Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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