- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

12 niqqa 12.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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