Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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