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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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