- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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