- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What's funny? Women's rights.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

I'm Polish.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's 1+1? 69.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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