So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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