- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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