- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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