How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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