What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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