What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

whats brown and sticky? Doody

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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