Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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I'm so punny.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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