- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

call me maybe.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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