- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

FOX News: Fair and balanced

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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