- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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