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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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