What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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A dog was barking at a tree

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