- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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antonio has a penis head.lol

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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