- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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