- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

How do you make a little girl cry?

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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