Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

i hate non minorities!

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Gay rights.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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