What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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