Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

this website is a bad joke

No your aunties a joke

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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