What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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