- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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