- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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