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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A lot eh?

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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