Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Matthew Wyckoff

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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