- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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