What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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