What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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