What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

12 in general

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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