What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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