Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your big dick.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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