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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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