How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Golf.

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BIG PENIS

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Anti Joke

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