- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Chuck Norris died.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

women's rights

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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