- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

What is Jason? Black.

your fat

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

A man sat down Then he stood up

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