- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A man walks into a bar.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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