Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

You're so straight!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

Black people are innocent.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

What's funny? Women's rights.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

a banana

What what In the butt

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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