- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

penis

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

i like potatoes

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

The mets are 3-0 this season

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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