Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Anti Joke

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