Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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^that joke's not funny

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Ben is gay

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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