why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Small breasts.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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I won the game.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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