- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the cow goes moo

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

i have aids and a chode

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Women's rights

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