why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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josh simpson has cancer

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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