- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

does this look unsure to you?

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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