- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

jokes r dumb

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What time is it? 10:58

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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