Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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black people. that is all...

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Religion

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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marble

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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