where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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That's unfortunate.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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