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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

kennah campion... being nice

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

The WNBA.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

No.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What time is it? 10:58

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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