What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Canada

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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