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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

This joke isnt funny.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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