Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

kennah campion... being nice

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Is Carly smart? No.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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