Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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