- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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