Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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