What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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9/11 my birthday

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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