I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Please ignore this statement.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Gay republicans

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Anti Joke

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