- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

How about that airline food?

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A man goes to the potty.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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