- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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