- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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