- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

antonio has a penis head.lol

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

what did one computer say to the other .........

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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